Central Park Dog Moms

Central Park Dog Moms are bonkers. Central Park Dog Moms are like, “This is my daughter Florentine. She is 21 months. She is at the top of her class in doggy day care. She has personal dog walker, who walks her privately– never with other dogs lest young Florentine be exposed to provincial canines. Florentine is fluent in three languages. We’re not worried about the Distemper Raccoons in Central Park. Ugh, of course she isn’t vaccinated! We do not believe in vaccinations. Florentine is fed a diet of free range organic baby ostrich, which we believe builds an immunity to Raccoon Distemper. Florentine. Florentine! Florentine!”